In case there was ever an anomaly that shrunk our beloved captain.
Wait, can you imagine little tiny janeway summoning up all her authority to still appear commanding, and the crew is just like awww you’re adorable?
Chakotay has to craft a pocket on his chest to carry her around.
Naomi crafts her a tiny doll bed.
Awwwwww, the cute is strong in this imagined episode.
And everyone has to kneel before her or lean down towards Chakotay’s breast pocket.
And Chakotay also builds her a ladder because she still insists on sitting in her Command Chair and everyone has to keep from grinning when they see their tiny Captain sitting in her huge chair, trying to cross her legs but since she’s so small she’s looking like she’s all relaxed, except for her crossed arms and her death glare.
And she’s entirely done with the whole situation.
Except for being in Chakotay’s little breast pocket, which is warm and cozy and she can feel and hear his heartbeat all the time!)
Also would this tiny doll bed happen to be on Chakotay’s nightstand, @rawkfemme? To keep her safe for instance?
It was on the nightstand, @emmikamikatze, but they moved it to the view port ledge after the combadge slapping incident. On the view port ledge she has a better view of the passing stars, and for the first time since she shrunk, she feels normal.
OMG THIS IS INSANELY CUTE.
(also also also – because I’m a flaming sap dork)
imagine her falling asleep in the pocket after a long aggravating day because warm, cozy and his heartbeat lulls her to sleep. and he has to figure out how to get her out of the pocket without disturbing her.
I got another question here: Does he brush her hair with a toothbrush? Or did the replicate her a tiny comb/ brush?
Does she use her flower teacup or a soup bowl as a bathtub?
Also (via @jhelenoftrek):
Oh God. You guys slay me. Can we add a nipple tweak in there whenever he gives an order she doesn’t like?
You’re absolutely getting the vibe here. OMG, what a wonderful idea. I can already see him wanting poke her (but not daring because he might just poke her butt and he may just die if THAT happens) 😂
I’m glad we’re working through all the Very Important fluff potential here but also. The action/A-Plot potential.
At the end of the episode, the whole crew is trapped/disabled/something by the Spacial Anomaly/Alien of the Week, and miniature!Janeway is the only one who can get to Engineering to ~send a technobabblemetric pulse~ through the ship to reverse the anomaly/defeat the alien tech. The set designers have a field day as Janeway has to run the equivalent of a mile through giant Jeffries tubes, then bodily slip into the workings of the ship, sliding over gel packs and twisting together wires with pure elbow grease and knowledge of the principles of leverage. Of course she succeeds at the last minute, and the technobabblemetric pulse conveniently puts her back to normal size as well, albeit burned and injured from her intro-control panel adventures. Cue sickbay drama.
Fantastic. Can we go to credits with J/C having dinner and over coffee he says something dirty about wishing he was in her jacket pocket?
I’m dying here.
also I second @rawkfemme to write this.
Honestly you guys are truly amazing!
But wait! We got the coffee thing down.. but what about food? Does she still fight with her replicator? Does she have a higher pitched voice and the computer doesn’t recognize her? Does she then climb in there and takes it apart looking insanely adorable but also fierce?!
OMG, I thought about her higher pitched voice as well, you genius!
Can you imagine she’s in the replicator and someone comes in (prob. Chuckles) and tries to order something, but it doesn’t work obviously and she throws something down with an annoyed groan and the person just squints and goes all “Captain?”
Also, @cheile and I have some more to add:
(hope this is big enough to read)
posting this for an idea of what the little flower dress she’s subjected to will look like (these are my action figures, for the curious).
The hairdo conveniently gives us a timeframe around season 3, right?
Make it so? ☺️
I would read this, review it, and pass it on like a piece of fandom lore to the next generation.
@getoutofmyjaneway thank you for this omg
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HAHAHAHA OMG @getoutofmyjaneway – that is pure gold. (though I’d hesitate about the pocket being on that side – too close to the commbadge!)
Yes, YEs, YES….this was why I thought about the slapping incident (but it happening on his nightstand sounds much better)
Now I can see her spilling her hot coffee on him when he moves too fast and then he has a tiny little sore spot.
“Dammit Kathryn, you burned my nipple.” 🤣
my neighbors probably are wondering why i keep shrieking with hysterical laughter….if only they knew…..
I feel like we need a little more angst!
We could have Naomi make a little Janeway doll the same size as Kathryn and carry it around everywhere. One day she drops it in the Ready Room and forgets it there.
When Chakotay comes in he just sees an unmoving Janeway lying on the floor and sees red. She must have fallen off her desk or someone stepped on her.
He runs over, heart hammering, panic rising, shouting, “Kathryn, NO!”
He kneels down next to doll!Kathryn, whispering, “No, no, no, no, no…” to himself and when he touches her he realizes it’s just Naomi’s doll.
Feeling incredibly stupid and relieved he sits back and closes his eyes and takes a calming breath. When he opens his eyes, his gaze falls on an amused Kathryn, lying on her stomach, head in hands, looking over the edge of the desk, patiently waiting for Chakotay to notice her.
When he’s ready to admonish her for letting him be scared like that, starting to say, “Kathryn, you little vixen…” she interrupts him by holding up her tiny!Hand all command style.
“You didn’t hear my reply, Chakotay.” Her wide grin calms him down and he starts to rise as she stands up and waves her tiny hands at him. “Come here and turn the computer, I want to show you something.”
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